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Saturday, 24 June 2017

These simple little toys are cropping up everywhere after seemingly appearing out of nowhere. What's the deal?

fidget spinner is a toy that is marketed as relieving stress. It consists of a bearing in the center of a multi-lobed flat structure made from metal or plastic. The toy has been advertised as helping people who have trouble with focusing or fidgeting (such as those with ADHDautism, or anxiety) by acting as a release mechanism for nervous energy or psychological stress. Experts are divided, with some supporting this claim and others disputing its scientific basis, arguing that the toy may be distracting.

Fidget spinners became popular toys in 2017, although similar devices had already been invented in 1993. Often marketed with claims of health benefits, the toy became popular among schoolchildren. Some schools banned the spinners for being a distraction, while other schools allowed the toy to be used discreetly.

Fidget spinners can be bought online or at a variety of stores but are yet to arrive Nigeria. Really ?... That is a Hoax... Get yours now at a very cheap and affordable change on Konga now... Click here

Enjoy spinning 

Friday, 23 June 2017

Man charged with murder claims his girlfriend choked to death on his penis!

Men, we understand, are prone to exaggerate; some going to “extreme lengths” when it comes to their “manhood”, now we are not sure if Richard Henry Patterson is exaggerating when he told a court in Florida that Francisca Marguinez choked to death during oral sex because his penis is so large!
Not content with telling the jury that he has a whopper, he wants to show them it in court to prove his innocence. His claim is that because his penis is, well shall we say mammoth sized, poor old Francisca just choked during their playful exercise. The defence lawyer Ken Padowitz, has called upon the judge to allow Patterson to show his penis to the jury, judge, lawyers and a bailiff. The eager lawyer suggested that it “was essential” that they saw the offending weapon, so that they could fully understand just what the defence team were talking about. Failing this, Mr Padowitz has said that he will just have to make a mould of the gentleman’s penis so that he jurors can see the monster.
Mr Patterson does admit that he, or perhaps he means his penis, killed her, but denies that he did it deliberately and is to face trial for second-degree murder. The couple had been dating for about four months when the unfortunate event took place, which was in October 2015. He was arrested in November after police found a decomposing body when Patterson contacted his lawyer and told him to send police to Marguinez’s home. What the unfortunate police found when they went into the victims home was Marguinez face down on the bed, surrounded by blood and semen-stained tissues.
Unfortunately, because of the length of time and the state of the decomposing body, the coroner was unable to determine the cause of death. Police were alerted after Patterson messaged his daughter and a friend saying he ‘did something bad’ and that he ‘was so sorry’. He said that although he had choked her, perhaps that should read penis, but now he is arguing that he didn’t strangle her.
Should the judge decide to allow the defendant to display his penis, we wonder if it would be presented flaccid or erect, whichever way it may happen, would his “evidence” stand up in court!

Thursday, 22 June 2017

Apple details how the iPhone will block texts when you’re driving

Even though it has been illegal to use a mobile ‘phone whilst driving since 2003, and although new legislation came into effect in March 2017 which saw increases in penalties, drivers are still seen using hand held mobiles when on the move. The latest government directive has seen penalties increase and now you could be fined £200 and get six points on your licence, if you’re less than two years from passing your test 6 points would mean losing your licence.

Should you refuse or dispute, then this can mean that you could be taken to court, or if the police think the offence is so bad that a fixed penalty isn’t enough you could be taken to court. Fines in court will almost certainly be larger and disqualification is possible, the maximum fine in a court is £1,000, or £2,500 if you were driving a bus or a goods vehicle. If you have to use a hand held mobile then you’ll first have to stop driving, which means parking up safely and legally with the handbrake on and the engine switched off. Police forces in Britain penalised almost 6,000 motorists for the offence in the four weeks after tougher punishments took effect, equivalent to one every seven minutes. Read more here

Dog Falls Into The River Thames, Man Dives In To Save Him

Anything that involves saving animals, especially dogs, is certain to make news in Britain and although the feats of one particular man in London, did not replace the current headlines relating to the recent election of a new parliament, it certainly got the fingers busy on smartphones posting on social media websites.
   What happened was that this young man was walking along the pavement close to the River Thames when he spotted a dog in trouble in the water. Now we imagine that most people would have waited for the Royal National Lifeboat Institution or RNLI which was already seen coming down the Thames to come to the rescue of the “pooch”, but no, our un-named Good Samaritan dived in to the Thames to rescue the struggling dog!
One person videoed the rescue and posted it on Twitter, this shows the lifeboat crew speeding along towards the man, cold and wet by this time and clinging to the rescue chains on the embankment wall with one hand with the other clutching the grateful dog.

21 Tips and Tools For Kick-ass Life

Tips & Tools for Kick-Ass Life Shift your mindset
1. Tell yourself this is the most magnificent life has ever been. Even if you do live in a van down by the river. You might have to fake it ’til you make it, but start. Now. Tell yourself this is not only the greatest time in your life, but YOU are the best you’ve ever been. Note: This is a work in progress. You can’t just think it and say, “Phew! That was easy!” You have to say it aloud, write it down yourself, make it a daily practice. When you fall out of the habit, just notice and start over. What totally rocks in your life right now? (Even if it’s only one thing.)

2. Open your eyes. If you’re not facing the reality of what is really going on in your life, take a moment to truly listen and see. Without judgment. Even if it’s just for a few minutes, admit what’s happening around you. Quiet the voices that tell you whose fault it is, make excuses, or whatever your nay-saying voice tells you. Perhaps you are a fierce perfectionist, have disordered eating, or are suffering from depression. Or maybe you’re in a bad marriage or relationship. By not admitting to what’s really happening, what is the price you are paying for staying in denial? 

2. f you live in the land of victimhood feeling sorry for yourself, pack your bags and move out. Loving yourself is not about having a pity party. It wears on you (not to mention the people around you), breeds onto itself, and will give you more of the same. Sure, it’s okay to feel sad, or frustrated, or whatever feelings you need to feel about your current circumstances, but if you’re setting up residency there, see Step #1. What are you getting out of being addicted to suffering .
Do you need to blame everybody for your unhappy circumstances? this is a personal question to ponder about.
3. Forgive yourself for any past mistakes you may have made. You cannot truly love yourself if you are still beating yourself up for mistakes you made in the past. Maybe you have mommy guilt over something, maybe you abused your body somehow, or maybe you did something that was less than Honorable just last week. To stop judging yourself over the past? You are human. Sometimes in the “Human-ness” of us all, there is some “Human-mess.” We all have it. Remember: We all cope the best way we know how, at that time, with the tools we have. Learn from it and move on. What would happen if you allowed yourself to move away from the past mistake?.

4. If you need it, get some therapy. If you have deep scars from childhood, get therapy. If you suffer from depression, anxiety, anything that consumes your life and makes life hard to live every day, get therapy. If you’re in therapy and you don’t like your therapist, fire him or her and find a new one. Use resources available to you. Do the homework they give you. Showing up at your appointments isn’t a magic trick that’s going to heal you. YOU are. What do you have to lose by trying to find a great therapist? 
                                                                                       by Andrea Owen

Download full tips here {PDF} ⬇︎ 

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Saturday, 17 June 2017



Friday Pranks


Nigerians Especially. Make Money Every Day Through Affiliate Marketing (TRENDING)

Affiliate marketing is the best thing to happen to

the computer age since the internet was
created. There are many programs and
businesses that open their doors to partnerships
where virtually anyone interested in advertising
their products/services in return for a percentage
commission can join. Examples are
: Amazon affiliate program (they accept
Nigerians now), Konga affiliate program, Jumia
affiliate program and Kaymu affiliate program.

The last three are all Nigerian-based companies.

It is quite unfortunate that the Unemployment
rate today, is so high. Don’t beat yourself up.
Millions of people around the world make their
living solely on the internet (legitimately); and
affiliate marketing is one of the main ways they
do this.

Konga, in addition to some of the aforementioned
programs have silently been making millionaires
out of Nigerians. Examples are Linda Ikeji,
Paschal Okafor and a host of others. Just put in
the effort and start earning today. 



You just need the desire and passion
to join. You are not compelled to have a blog/
website (although it helps gain more traffic to
your links).


· Social Media Networks: Your Facebook
account, Twitter account, LinkedIn account,
Google+ account, WhatsApp account, BBM and
Youtube Channels can be used for more than just
social interactions. With the right steps, you can
turn your fans, friends and followers into loyal
customers. In the social media mentioned above,
go join Groups and Communities that relate to
the main products you want to sell.

Initially, become friends with the group members;
post interesting stuff to the group, like and
comment on other group member posts and gain
trust. Then, start advertising your Konga
products. Additionally or alternatively, you could
create your own Fan Page or Group with titles
relating to what you want to sell. Then, invite
people to join the group or page. Post product
reviews or advice on your page regularly.
Accompany your posts with captivating pictures
and your Konga product links.

· Paid Advertising: 

You can promote Konga
products through paid traffic (e.g, search
engines). There are many avenues for paid
advertising. You could pay Google (using their
Google Adwords program) to advertise your
Konga product links for you through their search
engines (Google search and Youtube). Or, you
could pay Facebook to advertise your Konga
product links and banners.

All those adverts you
see on Facebook and Youtube, are there because
people like you and me paid $5, $10, $15, $20,
$25, …, according to the budget they can afford.
The longer the number of days or weeks you
want your ads to show and be visible on those
sites, the more your budget has to be.
If you do
your planning well, the return on investment
could be mind-blowing – Even Konga
recommends paid ads method because, data
they collect show that majority of their affiliates,
make their sales through paid ads. The first
Konga commission(s) I earned was through paid
ad. I made N 5,765.00 from a single campaign.

· Blog or Website:

If you own a blog/website,
or at least know someone who does, Write
articles about Konga products and paste your
links either as text links or Image/banner links.
To add Konga banner codes to your blogger

Sign in to your Blogger dashboard
Visit the Layout Tab
Click 'Add A Widget (or Gadget)'
Choose 'Html or Javascript Gadget'
Paste your Konga Affiliate banner or text code
into the gadget and save
Drag the Widget to your desired location on your

· Email:

Email is the most powerful tool in
Online Marketing today. The bigger the number
of email contacts you have, the more the
potential to sell. The key to email marketing is
not to annoy your customers with poorly written


There are many links that are tied to your Konga
Username that you could use to advertise, sell
and earn commissions.

First is the General link : This is the main
affiliate link that will take buyers to
(konga’s main website front page), where they
can search for, and order/buy any product they
want. You earn a percentage commission
depending on the category of product the person
you sent to Konga buys from.

Text Links:

These are links to individual Konga
products. You only have to go to Konga, search
for the product your want to advertise, copy the
URL of the product’s page, then paste it in your
Affiliate Link generation tab.

Banner Links : 
These are affiliate links that
appear in Image form on our blogs and websites.
To make these image ads show, we first have to
copy the html code and paste it in our 'Add a
Widget' dialog in our blog Layout Tab.
You earn a 9% commission on Fashion products.
You earn a 3% commission on Electronic
I'll list all other products and their commissions
later updates...


Konga affiliate program is powered by Konga
Affiliate Pro Software/website. Konga Affiliate
Pro uses a combination of Cookies and IP
address to track referrals for reliability sake.
When the visitor follows your affiliate link to
Konga’s site, their affiliate system registers this
referral and places cookie on his/her computer.
When the visitor pays for the product.

This process is automated and all your referrals
will be properly documented and tracked. This is
an affiliate module used by thousands of internet
merchants and affiliates all over the world! So, if
you are in the habit of disabling your Cookies
and Cloaking your IP address, better end it now
before applying.


Payment is only made upon confirmed purchase
and delivery of item(s) by visitor(s) that you
referred via any of your affiliate links.
Payout date is on the second Friday of the next
month. Payment is made through Bank/Wire
Transfer. So, make sure to submit your correct
bank details while applying for this program.

Konga’s Payout threshold is in: N10000, N15000,
N25000, and N30000. It’s advisable to choose
the N10000 Payout threshold for a start so you
won’t miss out on any payment. Check this out,
if you chose the 15k threshold for instance, and
you have 13k in your account dashboard, you’ll
miss that month’s payment until your earnings
reach the 15k threshold. Well, let me not impose.
Choose the threshold that best suite your plans
and saving culture.


Everyone is eligible to apply and it is completely
FREE! After you apply and you’re approved,
Konga will send you your Password and other
info to your email. You may decide to change
the password to one you can easily remember.
N.B: If you want to select Social media as your
advertising channel, make sure you use an
account that has been active for years. For
example, don’t use a Facebook account that you
just recently created. You might not get

As a Konga affiliate, you will have your own
Control Panel; where you can see detailed
statistics of traffic and sales you referred, news
and training materials, choice of banner and text
links etc. Your Konga affiliates Control Panel
also has tips and tutorials on how to advertise
their products and links for optimal results.


How to Become a Social Media Guru

Wanna Step your Game in Becoming a social media guru


Friday, 16 June 2017

Kidnapper Evans Used N5.8m Phones, 162 Sim Cards To Evade Arrest

Billionaire kidnapper, Chukwudi Dumeme Onuamadike aka Evans, did not only go for rich victims, he also lived and operated in a class of his own. He was able to dodge the police dragnet for many years because he had the penchant for using luxury phones. A police source told New Telegraph yesterday that investigators had discovered, among Evans’ array of expensive phones, two Slim Vertu phones and a Thuraya.

The first Vertu phone is said to worth N2.6 million, while the second is valued at N2.4 million. The Thuraya is also said to worth N800,000. According to the source, the Vertu and Thuraya phones made it impossible for the security agents to track him.

Thuraya in particular uses satellite services. Another police source said that investigators had traced additional 36 phone lines to Evans, after earlier narrowing down to 126.

This brings the suspect’s phone lines, which he used for operation, to 162. It was learnt that it took experts days before they could decode the workings of the suspect’s phones. But of all his lines, Evans, according to the source, had a dedicated line, which he used to call four persons said to be close to his heart.

They are his friend, sister, mother and favourite mistress, Amaka. Amaka was the wife of one of Evans’ lieutenants. Another suspect, Nwosu Chikodi Chukwuma aka Skudo, told investigators that Evans murdered Amaka’s husband and turned the woman to his mistress.

But when Evans was asked, he denied the allegation. Although he had four mistresses, Amaka, who already had children for her late husband, was the only mistress he calls on the dedicated phone line. Evans told police that the Thuraya phone was his preferred phone for usage during negotiations for ransom.

Detectives revealed that the phone is the type used by the leader of Boko Haram, Abubakar Shekau and other terrorists to evade tracking and arrest. A police source: “The Thuraya phone can’t be tracked. It can get signal anywhere, either under the sea or in the jungle. It works with satellite and it doesn’t make use of SIM card.”

On Wednesday, the New Telegraph went Evans’ family home in Nnewi, Anabra State, where his mother, Mrs. Chinwe Onwuamadike, was said to be living. But her brother, Daniel Nwosu, claimed he did not know her whereabouts.

But yesterday, a police source disclosed that they tracked Chinwe to Bayelsa State.

The source noted that the woman bolted to Bayelsa State after hearing about the arrest of her son. As police continue to dig out Evans’ criminal activities, they have discovered that his wife, also from Anambra State, is a sister to a kidnap kingpin, who had been killed. It was learnt that rocket launchers were found in the said kidnapper’s home while Anambra State government also demolished his building.

The officer in charge of the Inspector General of Police Special Response Team (IRT), Mr. Abba Kyari, who led in the hunt and arrest of Evans, said: “Evans almost got away with his crimes. No criminal has given me this kind of headache in my career.

Not even the case of Godogodo or Vampire. I hardly sleep. Even when I’m in the toilet, I would be analysing over 100 numbers, checking out those he had conversations with. What we have gathered is like a book now.

“But the case was a hard nut to crack until we found something interesting in one particular number. Out of the all the phone lines, it was the only number that he was using to communicate with family members in Nnewi. We followed up on that and he was nailed.”

The Lagos State Commissioner of Police, Mr Fatai Owoseni, before Evans’ arrest, had placed a N30 million bounty on him.

According to him, the bounty placement was made on behalf of the IG, Ibrahim Idris. “We are encouraging Nigerians to blow the whistle on this kidnapper. Whoever blows the whistle that will lead to his arrest will get a N30 million reward, as stated by the Inspector- General of Police, Ibrahim Idris,” the commissioner had said.

Yesterday, the New Telegraph made moves to find out the person who will collect the bounty since Evans had been arrested. But the Force Public Relations Officer (FPRO), CSP Jimoh Moshood, denied knowledge of the bounty.

He asked: “Where did you see that? I’m not aware of that announcement.” Pressed further, the FPRO said: “You need to find out which IG did that. I’m not aware; it is not to my knowledge.” Vertu New Signature Touch, according to c/net is the latest luxury device from British brand Vertu.

The 5.2-inch phone, it states, separates itself from the pack with a whopping price tag, which starts at £6,500, about $10,000 or equivalent of about N3.7 million.

“The New Signature Touch makes use of luxury materials like Titanium in its body, it’s hand-wrapped in your choice of calf, lizard or alligator skin and its screen is made from a solid lump of super-strong 130-carat sapphire.

“It’s not just about the design either as this phone is well-stocked with tech. Inside you will find an octa-core processor, the display has a full HD resolution and there’s a 21-megapixel, 4K-capable camera too. Mix in Vertu’s included concierge service, which lets you summon a lackey to do your bidding, and you’ve got yourself one hell of a phone,” it adds.